January 2011 – Zombie Don't Run

Shellter (2009)

Dive into Shellter (2009), a doomsday horror that packs in non-stop practical gore and standout indie performances. You’ll be hooked by its twisted charm and relentless thrills from start to finish.

zombiesdontrun January 31, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Horrorphilia Podcast #55 w/ Adam Rehmeier director of The Bunny Game

Jump into Horrorphilia Podcast #55 as we chat with Adam Rehmeier, director of the shock-inducing indie horror The Bunny Game. Then stick around for our takes on Valhalla Rising, Macabre, Pin, Seven Days and fan-favorite segments like Face Off and Whatcha Been Watching.

zombiesdontrun January 30, 2011

Cannibal Kitchen Interviews Lists

HARD Plastic..Porno Action Figures!!

Remember dreaming of your own action figure? Plastic Fantasy’s undressable 7-inch figures of Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, and other XXX superstars are now coveted eBay treasures—proof adult action figures deserve a comeback!

zombiesdontrun January 28, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

It’s Cool To Bleed In February

On February 6th at CAP Theatre, BleedFest invites you to donate blood and then dive into Women in Horror films with an open bar and surprise guests for just $10—join us for a lifesaving, spine-tingling good time!

zombiesdontrun January 26, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

The House by the Cemetery (1981)

Imagine moving into your dream home only to discover it hides a bloodthirsty secret – Lucio Fulci’s The House by the Cemetery (1981) is a creepy, gore-packed thriller that’ll have you double-checking the basement door.

zombiesdontrun January 25, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Night of the Punks (2010) (Short Film)

Night of the Punks packs punk rock attitude, bloody thrills and dark humor into 19 electrifying minutes you’ll wish would never end.

zombiesdontrun January 25, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

The Bloody Rage of Bigfoot (2010)

Dive into The Bloody Rage of Bigfoot, an over-the-top indie horror-comedy where a vengeance-seeking clown, escaped inmates, and a hilariously bad Bigfoot suit deliver nonstop laughs across its epic 164-minute runtime.

zombiesdontrun January 23, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Updates From The Big Bad Toy Store

Hey toy fans, we’ve just unloaded a massive new shipment at Big Bad Toy Store—score Transformers, Star Wars figures, Predator props and exclusive statues while supplies last! Dive in now and snag your favorites before they disappear.

zombiesdontrun January 21, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Cali-fornia Games Is F’n Horrible!

Dusted off the NES classic California Games expecting daisy dukes and sunshine—ended up with a pixelated disaster of earthquakes, wobbly half-pipes and hacky-sack fails that just plain suck.

zombiesdontrun January 19, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Night of Bloody Horror (1969)

Experience the sticky-floor charm of drive-in horror with Joy N. Houck Jr.’s Night of Bloody Horror, a 1969 grindhouse gem dripping with retro gore and psychedelic flair—just be ready for a painfully slow burn.

zombiesdontrun January 18, 2011