January 2010 – Zombie Don't Run

I’ve Always Been A Fan Of Full Moon Entertainment

I spent my 90s weekends devouring Full Moon Entertainment’s cult horror flicks—from the creepy puppets of Puppet Master to the mayhem of Demonic Toys. I can’t wait to see what spine-tingling surprises they unveil next!

zombiesdontrun January 31, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

No Signal! The Horror Of Cell Phones In Horror Movies

Ever notice how cell service always dies the moment the killer strikes? It’s time horror movies broke the “No Signal!” curse and let at least one desperate call slip through—just to crank the tension even higher!

zombiesdontrun January 30, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Get ready for a gleefully gory thrill ride in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2—Tobe Hooper cranks the dark comedy up to eleven with Leatherface’s killer dance moves and Dennis Hopper’s unforgettable rage, delivering a horror romp that’s both hilarious and spine-tingling.

zombiesdontrun January 29, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Odds and Ends (01/29/10)

With a Captain America–worthy ice storm barreling into Tennessee, my updates might get iced out, so let’s hope the power holds so I can keep delivering your daily dose of delightful nonsense!

zombiesdontrun January 29, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Widow (2009)

Haunted by her husband’s ghostly dreams, Vivian Potts must unravel a chilling mystery in Widow—an indie thriller packed with suspense and a twist you won’t see coming.

zombiesdontrun January 28, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

What was the Top 10 Horror Movies Of The 90′s?

Relive the 90s horror explosion—from the twisty thrills of Scream to Final Destination’s deadly jolts—and help crown the decade’s top 10 scream-fests with your vote now!

zombiesdontrun January 28, 2010

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Stiff Jobs (2009)

Dive into Stiff Jobs (2009), a Tarantino-esque crime romp where two ruthless hitmen collide with supernatural chaos, over-the-top gore, and twisted humor. Buckle up for a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the madness of Strangeville!

zombiesdontrun January 28, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

I Tried To Make A Movie Once…OK, Maybe Twice.

Watching Hack Movies’ indie gems threw me back to 2003 when my friends and I filmed the gloriously awful parody Lord of the Laytex—golden condoms, paper souls and zero script. It was a total disaster, but the laughs we had make me eager to try a real (and way bloodier) DIY horror flick next time!

zombiesdontrun January 26, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

DOOM!!!!

Blast through the gates of hell and into gaming history with Doom, the 1993 revolution that armed you with chainsaws, BFG 9000s, and unstoppable first-person shooter thrills that still hold up today.

zombiesdontrun January 25, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

The First Zombietary is Coming!

Help me kick off my very first Zombietary—vote by Friday for the cult horror classic you want me to dissect, from Cannibal Holocaust to Zombie 2!

zombiesdontrun January 24, 2010