February 2012 – Zombie Don't Run

Star Knight (1985)

Dive into Star Knight and watch Harvey Keitel swap Reservoir Dogs for shining armor as he embarks on a hilariously cheesy quest to rescue Princess Alba—only to discover she’s fallen for a humanoid alien, flying goat and all. This gloriously low-budget 80s fantasy-sci-fi mashup is so bad it’s good, and you won’t be able to look away.

zombiesdontrun February 28, 2012

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Extreme Odd Couple XOCPodcast #17 – “Welp, Wrestle the Vote can not be Censored”

Steve Corino and Rob Dimension unleash unfiltered fun on XOCPodcast #17, tackling censorship, steroids, and their explosive new “Wrestle the Vote” debut—plus surprise PBA bowling tales you won’t want to miss!

zombiesdontrun February 28, 2012

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Embodiment of Evil (2008) (Blu-ray Review)

Synapse’s Blu-ray of Embodiment of Evil is a devilishly fun plunge into Coffin Joe’s world, boasting gory thrills, haunting visions, and José Mojica Marins at his wicked best. Even horror newcomers will be hooked by this Rondo-nominated cult classic come to life in stunning HD.

zombiesdontrun February 28, 2012

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Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002)

Hop on board Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil for a crazed cult ride as a busted-down van and a mysterious voodoo woman summon the killer clown to torment a band of wayward teens. Trent Hagga’s chilling turn and inventive kills make this sequel a must-watch, even if it trades laughs for scares.

zombiesdontrun February 26, 2012

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Zombies DON’T Podcast V: Madman, The Mutilator, and The Lost Boys

Join Chuck and Goob for their fifth audio adventure as they dissect the gore of Madman, The Mutilator, and The Lost Boys—plus enjoy Goob’s killer breakdown of the entire Halloween franchise!

zombiesdontrun February 26, 2012

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Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002)

When a broken-down van strands a group of at-risk teens in a voodoo woman’s lair, they unwittingly unleash Killjoy’s killer clown chaos. Trent Hagga’s fresh, chilling spin keeps this sequel a cult favorite—even if it skips some of the original’s laughs.

zombiesdontrun February 26, 2012

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The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Clever (2011)

The Gingerdead Man zooms back to 1976 for a killer roller-boogie showdown that’s equal parts bloody mayhem and cheesy camp. Packed with over-the-top one-liners and gleefully bad CGI, it’s the ultimate B-movie joyride.

zombiesdontrun February 25, 2012

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May New Release from One 7 Movies & Camille 2000 Extended Version

Dive into the sultry suspense of One 7 Movies’ Naughty Teen—a deliciously forbidden tale of voyeuristic desire—and surrender to the newly restored, never-before-released extended version of Radley Metzger’s Camille 2000, complete with exclusive behind-the-scenes extras and 30% off through March 21. Available now on DVD and Blu-ray!

zombiesdontrun February 25, 2012

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Halloween: Resurrection (2002) (Blu-ray Review)

Thanks to Echo Bridge, Halloween: Resurrection slashes onto Blu-ray in stunning HD, making it a must-have for series fans. You’ll even get to see Busta Rhymes go toe-to-toe with Michael Myers in all its absurd glory.

zombiesdontrun February 25, 2012

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Cannibal Kitchen: Women In Horror

Join me in celebrating Women in Horror Month by cheering on the badass female filmmakers who thrill us—and then treat yourself to my EGGtastic Sandwich, a gourmet, pocket-sized twist on the sausage McMuffin that’s as fierce as our favorite scream queens.

zombiesdontrun February 24, 2012