May 2010 – Zombie Don't Run

The Road (2009)

Join Viggo Mortensen and Kodi Smit-McPhee in The Road, a haunting post-apocalyptic odyssey that’s as wrenching as it is hopeful, reminding us that even in the darkest world, love can light the way.

zombiesdontrun May 31, 2010

Cannibal Kitchen Dr. Groosome Interviews

Glass Joe: The Champion Of Our Hearts

Glass Joe, the lovable underdog of Punch-Out! with his infamous 1-99 record, became our favorite punching bag. But everything changed the day I watched a friend actually get knocked out by him in my high school computer lab!

zombiesdontrun May 30, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Glass Joe: The Champion Of Our Hearts

Despite a 1–99 record and one mysterious KO, Glass Joe—who famously knocked out a freshman on a classroom keyboard—remains the lovable underdog we can’t help cheering for.

zombiesdontrun May 30, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

They Said It Best: Tony Montana (Scarface)

Join Chuck Conry as he explores Tony Montana’s iconic Scarface monologue, unpacking the raw swagger and blunt honesty that turned cinema’s ultimate bad guy into a legend.

zombiesdontrun May 29, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

If You Smeeeeellllll What Stinkor…Is Cookin!

Say hello to Stinkor, He-Man’s skunk-armored nemesis whose real patchouli-powered stench made his action figure one of Mattel’s most unforgettable and beloved creations. This funky villain proves sometimes the stinkiest toys are the most iconic.

zombiesdontrun May 29, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

The Graves (2009)

Comic-book loving sisters Megan and Abby’s self-guided tour in Skull City spirals into a hilarious, blood-soaked nightmare—Tony Todd’s over-the-top preacher is a blast, but cheesy CGI and logical slip-ups keep the chills at bay.

zombiesdontrun May 27, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Hidden (2009)

Dive into Hidden (2009), a slow-burn Norwegian thriller dripping with eerie atmosphere, where buried secrets and ghostly glimpses will keep you hooked until the final twist.

zombiesdontrun May 27, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Yeah…

I’m truly sorry for my misjudged parody contest—it was meant as a lighthearted joke, never to offend, and I’ve removed it to respect everyone’s feelings. Thank you for your patience, and I promise to get your OK before any future fun goes live.

zombiesdontrun May 26, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

People Being Mad At Me Doesn’t Make Your Movie Any Better.

Getting mad at my critique of Night of the Living Dead Reanimated won’t improve the film—focus on clearer storytelling and more of that impressive animation you’re clearly capable of.

zombiesdontrun May 26, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Horrorphilia Podcast Episode 40 w/ Maryanne of Spooky Brew!!

Dive into Horrorphilia Podcast Episode 40 with special guest Maryanne from The Spooky Brew as we unleash killer robot classics like Screamers, Hardware and Demon Seed—click to listen or download now!

zombiesdontrun May 23, 2010