Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)
Director: Joseph Guzman
Where to get it: IMAGE Entertainment
After deciding to take her vows at a convent, Sister Sarah becomes enslaved and victimized by the drug-pushing predators within the church walls and, on the verge of death, receives a divine message – to seek revenge! Packing heat and shedding her habit, this sister of no mercy embarks on a relentless rampage against these unholy men of the cloth and their partners in crime, a vicious biker gang known as Los Muertos. Packed with sex, violence, and wall-to-wall mayhem, this outrageous modern cult favorite in the tradition of the greatest drive-in action classics proves that hell hath no fury like a nude nun scorned!
Through the years and years of Nunsploitaton we have come to learn that all Nuns really do, well besides that religious stuff, is have lesbian sex with one another. That remains true here in, Nude Nuns With Big Guns. But adding a little something different to the mix is Sister Sarah, who has decided to pick up a big gun and take the fight to the dirty drug smuggling convent she once was apart of herself. This comes about after she is handed over to a gang member named Chavo, who in return tossed her over to some more bad dudes to have pimped out. But she breaks free, comes off the dope they were keeping her on, and decides she wants two thing. Those two things are her lesbian Nun lover and to see this whole religious drug smuggling organization shut down. But as the movie rolls along, she soon finds Chavo and his gang of misfits on her trail. A gang that contains such men as a half breed Mexican named..well..Half Breed and a black man named, Kickstand. Kickstand tortures people with his long penis..Cause I guess all black men like to do that sorta thing.
The bottom line is, this movie is just as cool as it is blasphemous. It’s a little Tarantino, it’s a little Rodriquez, but it all adds up to a bloody and violent good time. We have wacky characters. We have just about enough nudity as anyone who is into the girls will dig and conform a spank bank to. We also have a plot that is really simple, straight to the point, and easy to follow. So yeah, it’s your basic exploitation style film with a modern twist to it. The acting is good, the picture quality of the Blu-ray is good. The picture at times does lack detail, but it could be a lot worse. I’d say the biggest issue with the disc is the sound. Still, you get an awesome movie, so why worry about these petty details? Nude Nuns With Big Guns give us nudity, hot lesbian action, more head shots than you can shake a stick at, and it’s entertaining as all hell. The only down side to the whole movie is the wide-open ending that only serves to confuse you a bit. Other than that, I’d say what we have here is a sure keeper.
(8/10)
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