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The Reasons Why Zombies DON’T Run

Why chase the myth of sprinting zombies when the real terror lies in a rotting horde trudging your way? Rigor mortis and decay might slow them down, but their relentless shuffle taps into a fright you can’t outrun.

zombiesdontrun March 1, 2010

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So Much For A Hero: Rachel Carruthers (Halloween 4 & 5)

Meet Rachel Carruthers: the foster sister who proves she’s a horror heroine by facing down Michael Myers with rooftop rescues and a truck takedown in Halloween 4. Then hold on for Halloween 5, where her survival streak goes hilariously off-script—think towels, traps, and a jaw-dropping finale.

zombiesdontrun February 28, 2010

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George Romero’s SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD Poster Now Available!

Feast your eyes on George Romero’s chilling new poster for Survival of the Dead—hitting VOD April 30 and theaters May 28—and keep an eye out for that enigmatic zombie lady stealing the spotlight.

zombiesdontrun February 26, 2010

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Dawning (2009)

In Dawning (2009), Gregg Holtgrewe remakes his own cult favorite into an 80-minute descent into psychological terror, stranding a bickering family in shadowy woods with a mysterious presence that keeps you on the edge of your seat. Get ready to bite your nails and trade theories long after the credits roll.

zombiesdontrun February 26, 2010

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The Good, The Decent, and The Horrible In Remakes

Whether it’s Tom Savini’s Night of the Living Dead knocking it out of the park or a reboot that should’ve stayed buried, join me as I rank the truly great, the perfectly middling, and the downright dreadful horror remakes of the last decade.

zombiesdontrun February 25, 2010

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The Good, The Decent, and The Horrible In Remakes

Think all horror remakes are doomed? From the “Wow!” moments to the “Oh no” flops, join me as I rank the good, the decent, and the downright horrible reboots of the past decade.

zombiesdontrun February 25, 2010

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Odds and Ends (02/25/10)

Zombies DON’T Run’s Mr. Horror Blogosphere contest kicks off March 1 with 20 daring bloggers, a bizarre Tennessee Toyota exorcism, and the latest Rondo Award nominees—join the fun!

zombiesdontrun February 25, 2010

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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Michael Myers awakens from a decade-long slumber to terrorize his orphaned niece on Halloween night. With Dr. Loomis on the case and Danielle Harris delivering a breakout performance, Halloween 4 recaptures the franchise’s signature chills with fresh energy.

zombiesdontrun February 24, 2010

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Topps Fright Flicks Trading Cards

Dive back into 1985’s Topps Fright Flicks packs—packed with corny horror-movie captions, collectible stickers and gum—and rediscover spine-tingling moments from Alien to Elm Street.

zombiesdontrun February 23, 2010

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Grace (2009)

Dive into Grace (2009), a disturbingly brilliant horror where Jordan Ladd’s mesmerizing performance meets relentless suspense and bone-chilling gore, earning its spot as the most unforgettable scare of 2009.

zombiesdontrun February 22, 2010