Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) (DVD Review)
Directed By: Andy Sidaris
Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton
Rated: R/Region: 1/1:33/Number of disc: 1 (Double Sided)
Available from Mill Creek Entertainment
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!
This is what we all like to call a “Titty Movie”. And if you came into this film looking for boobs and some blood, then you have come to the right place! At the center of things in this movie is some odd acting and some out of left field events, but all these things are entertaining. I mean how could anyone not be entertained by such things as a mutated snake with cancer killing people? That is just the sub-plot!
While none of the actors here will win any awards for acting, the film does have Ron Moss in a leading role. He would go on to be a big soap star and he is honestly the best actor we have here. Everyone here seems to be “in” on the joke and having a good time with making the movie and that come through and make you have a good time while watching. It isn’t anything special, but it is a good flick to kick back and enjoy when you have nothing better to do.
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*This movie is part of Girls, Guns, and G-Strings: The Andy Sidaris Collection (12 Film Set) from Mill Creek Entertainment




