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Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) (Extended Version) (Blu-ray Review)

Dive into Sharknado 2: The Second One Extended Version on Blu-ray and enjoy every absurd sharknado in crisp 1080p, plus hilarious cameos and tons of behind-the-scenes bonus features for the ultimate guilty pleasure.

zombiesdontrun October 5, 2014

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

THE ASYLUM PRESENTS: NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

Embark on a heart-pounding journey when Antarctic researchers are abducted by masked storm troopers and discover a secret underground world of decaying Nazi survivors plotting the Third Reich’s shocking return.

zombiesdontrun January 30, 2012

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

A Haunting in Salem (2011)

Shane Van Dyke’s A Haunting in Salem eases you in with familiar haunted-house chills before unleashing a stunning, creepy climax complete with ghostly IM messages and brutal scares. It may drag in the middle, but the film’s visual style and haunting finale make it a thrill ride worth enduring.

zombiesdontrun October 18, 2011

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Odds and Ends (01/29/10)

With a Captain America–worthy ice storm barreling into Tennessee, my updates might get iced out, so let’s hope the power holds so I can keep delivering your daily dose of delightful nonsense!

zombiesdontrun January 29, 2010