Tales from the Crypt: (Season 1: Ep: 05) Lover Come Hack to Me
Directed By: Tom Holland
Written By: Michael McDowell (screenplay)
Starring: John Kassir, Amanda Plummer, Stephen Shellen
A newlywed couple (Amanda Plummer and Stephen Shellen) retreat to the wife’s aunt’s mansion where the husband plans to kill her for her inheritance, but soon learns that his wife’s family has a dark past and is not what she seems herself.
A brand new couple are off for the honeymoon! Only people seem to think the groom is only in it for his woman’s money. Along the way, some very odd things are found. Things happen and we have our lovely couple together for what would be their FIRST night together. This is where things take a very wild turn. Odd bit of info here, but this episode was taped off on a VHS tape at my house for years. I always enjoyed it and I enjoy it now. Among the puzzle is slightly lays down, not counting a very few clear hints at the ending, the episode is also the bloodiest of the whole first season. Weird characters, weird sex scenes, and weird dreams make for an awesome combination as you watch this one unfold. It may also be an episode you’d see on a top 10 of all-time episodes.
– Spoiler alert.. comic cover!
– I ain’t sayin’ he’s a gold digger..but everyone else is
– Suspicions all around
– That’s a nice battle axe ever so conveniently hanging over the fireplace
– Excessive moaning
– Wild axe action?
– WILD AXE ACTION!
