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Scarecrows (1988)

Scarecrows (1988) delivers impressively gory kills and cool animatronic terrors, but its sluggish pacing and predictable twists left me more bored than terrified. If you crave nonstop scare-fests, this one might not be your haunted hayride.
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Odds and Ends (11/09/10)

We’ve crowned our “Defaced” shirt winner and have more contests on the horizon—plus a first look at the gritty Midnight Son vampire flick and a reality check on the Walking Dead frenzy. Also on tap: Kanye’s latest Twitter meltdown and why Leatherface 3-D left us unimpressed.
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Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

Relive the 1981 TV classic Dark Night of the Scarecrow, where Larry Drake’s innocent Bubba returns as a straw-stuffed avenger, delivering clever chills without drowning you in gore. It’s a perfect blend of old-school charm and haunting suspense that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat.
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Horno (2009)

Prepare for Horno, a cheeky horror-porn mashup where adult entertainers turn zombie and unleash a riot of gritty gore and laughs. Clocking in under an hour, it’s rough around the edges but surprisingly entertaining.
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Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Horror fans, get ready to cheer (and squirm) as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees finally square off in a gory, adrenaline-packed showdown. It’s a wildly entertaining crossover payoff that’s worth every second of the ten-year wait.
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Dolla Morte (2006)

Step into the delightfully bonkers world of Dolla Morte, where dolls of George Bush, Hitler, Jesus and Dracula collide in an outrageously low-budget parody you’ll need the film’s cheeky epilogue to fully untangle—madness and creativity guaranteed!