Word is spreading like a wildfire about the new VHS release for Nail Gun Massacre. Some say it’s one of the worst slashers ever, I find it pretty entertaining myself.
From the Press Release
FRIGHTMARE VIDEO proudly announces the release of Terry Lofton’s 1986 slasher, cheese-fest on a Numbered, Limited Edition, retro VHS big box!
“The best movie ever filmed in Seagoville, TX!” – Joe Bob Briggs
“No Joke, this is the worst movie ever made!” – IMDB.com
A true direct to video release in 1986, Nail Gun Massacre now gets a retro VHS clam-shell release complete with painted cover art never before available in the US! Featuring the rarely seen in the over-seas art with a retro box designed by M. Mrakota Orsman.
Featuring an all new music video by old school death metal band “Nailgun Massacre” for their hit single “Nailed to the Wall”.
Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 “so bad it’s good” slasher revels in its own ineptitude. Unintentional laughs abound as a small town doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks….but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader as he spouts the lamest one liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street sidewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill….and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over.
And you thought TROLL 2 was bad!
All this PLUS:
- Hairy sex on a tree
- Pants on gang rape
- Action packed gold hearse and 80′s Camaro car chaseThis highly collectible VHS retro release is NUMBERED and STRICTLY LIMITED to 1000 copies! The first 25 orders will receive the rare 2004, director released version of Nail Gun Massacre on DVD!
- Official T-Shirt available at Rotten Cotton– on sale in honor of this announcement for $11.99 for a limited time!The VHS will premiere exclusively on May 4-6 at Texas Frightmare Weekend in Dallas where the members of the cast will appear for a special screening, Q&A and autograph session. The VHS is available for pre-order NOW at the Nail Gun Massacre website.Technical Information
- New, uncut VHS Retro Edition
- Black clamshell case
- Red VHS Cassette
- “Nailed to the Wall” music video by “Nailgun Massacre”PRE ORDER NOW AT Nail Gun Massacre website
- Shipping begins May 15, 2012.
- Retail Price: $32.95
- 1 hour 30 minute run time including features
- Format: VHS/NTSC
- Original 4×3 aspect ratio
- English language
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