Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)
Director: Geoff Klein
Where to get it: Well Go USA
When a bus-load of women’s college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe…So, that’s a killer named Moe and a lot of hot women in bikinis. You win some and you lose some, folks.
Bikini Girls on Ice dazzles us with very hot and half naked women in tiny bikinis. It somewhat underwhelms us in other areas. While I do admit that I can dig the story of a crazy gas station attendant that uses various means to do away with hot women who come into the shop, I do wish there was a little more sizzle to the steak. We have blood, but I’d have liked more. And I may have liked a killer with more of a personality than the silent but almost caveman in actions one we got.
But if you are into women of a hot nature you have come to the right film! While acting is a little shady and the characters are paper thin, you still have them to at least look at. This is a film that does seem to put in a little effort, but at the very same time it does know who its audience is. You get nothing to write home about here. That isn’t to say that the movie doesn’t have some form of purpose. If you are a fan of some violence and mindless T and A then it has found its purpose. Beware however of some massive grain in the dark shots of the Blu-ray transfer.
(5.5/10)
Features
– Behind the Scenes
– Bloopers
