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My FINAL Blog Post!!!

Tired of horror franchises billing each sequel as “the final scare” only to claw their way back from the grave? Join me as we unmask why these so-called last chapters never die—unless they bomb at the box office.

zombiesdontrun January 22, 2010

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Maniac on the Loose (2008)

Maniac on the Loose hooks you from the first spine-chilling twist, blending tense thrills, dark comedy, and standout performances that put big-budget horrors to shame. Get ready for a head-spinning ride you won’t see coming!

zombiesdontrun January 21, 2010

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Goatsucker (2009)

Join an innocent hiking tour chasing the legend of El Chupacabra and brace yourself as this indie horror gem shatters every cliché with jaw-dropping twists and killer performances.

zombiesdontrun January 21, 2010

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Cover Art pt.3: When The Art Is All The Same

Remember when every late-’90s teen horror cover plastered hot teens with a spooky filter? In part 3, we unpack how Scream’s slick style sparked a flood of copycats that made our video shelves a sea of sameness.

zombiesdontrun January 1, 2010

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)

Get ready for Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation, where festive cheer gives way to a sinister witch cult and jaw-dropping practical effects for a holiday horror twist you won’t soon forget.

zombiesdontrun December 31, 2009

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I Spit On Your Grave (1978)

Discover why Camille Keaton’s fearless performance in I Spit On Your Grave turns this brutal revenge saga into a raw, unforgettable ride that stunned me on VHS in 2004 and still packs a punch on DVD today.

zombiesdontrun December 30, 2009

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Odds and Ends (12/27/09)

Christmas may be over, but I’m deep into a horror DVD marathon—eight down, seven more to go, featuring District 9, Paranormal Activity, Halloween 2, and SAW 6! I’ve also unveiled my Top 10 Horror Movies of the Decade on Horrorphilia’s podcast, so send me your favorite ’80s scares before it’s too late.

zombiesdontrun December 27, 2009

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Cat in the Brain (1990)

Get ready for Lucio Fulci’s Cat in the Brain (1990), a wildly uncut gore-fest where recycled nightmares fuse with fresh horrors in a gloriously twisted thriller. This cult classic will delight hardcore gore-hounds and leave you questioning reality long after the final, blood-soaked frame.

zombiesdontrun December 27, 2009

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The Prowler (1981)

Get ready for some old-school gore greatness in The Prowler (1981)—Joseph Zito and Tom Savini’s cult slasher turns a sleepy spring dance into a pitchfork-wielding frenzy you won’t soon forget!

zombiesdontrun December 26, 2009

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Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989)

Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! resurfaces in a gloriously grainy VHS-to-DVD transfer, starring Bill Moseley’s helmet-clad Ricky in a wildly nonsensical holiday horror romp. Sparse gore, zero Santa suits and a baffling plot make this so-bad-it’s-good sequel impossible to look away from.

zombiesdontrun December 26, 2009