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Chuck Norris vs. ZOMBIES! A Look Back At Karate Kommandos

Dive into ’80s nostalgia with Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos—five bite-sized episodes of cheesy martial-arts mayhem, cue-card quips, and an epic voodoo zombie showdown on a remote island.

zombiesdontrun January 27, 2021

Action Figures Books Lists

Walmart Has Placed The Corps Elite Figures on Clearance.

Nostalgic ’80s and ’90s toy fans—Walmart’s clearance sale on The Corps Elite figures is your chance to snag three-packs for just $12 before they vanish!

zombiesdontrun February 27, 2019

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

Rock People: And How I Wasn’t Cool Enought To Have Them.

Anyone else still dreaming about Rokkon and Stonedar—the rock-solid legends of He-Man and She-Ra? I sure am: while my buddies scored those unbreakable heroes, I was stuck with Whiplash and a skunk, and I’m still kicking myself!

zombiesdontrun December 1, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

If You Smeeeeellllll What Stinkor…Is Cookin!

Say hello to Stinkor, He-Man’s skunk-armored nemesis whose real patchouli-powered stench made his action figure one of Mattel’s most unforgettable and beloved creations. This funky villain proves sometimes the stinkiest toys are the most iconic.

zombiesdontrun May 29, 2010

Cannibal Kitchen Dr. Groosome Interviews

I Never Knew The Joy Of Ecto-Plazm

Every Saturday I begged for Ghostbusters’ slimy Ecto-Plazm, but my grandparents only ever let me have the bubble-bath version. It was close, but nowhere near the gooey fun I dreamed of!

zombiesdontrun May 20, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

I Never Knew The Joy Of Ecto-Plazm

From my endless Saturday morning pleas to my grandparents’ unwavering “no,” I never got a drop of Ghostbusters’ legendary Ecto-Plazm—until now. Discover why this neon slime is the most gloriously messy, irresistible toy any kid could ever want.

zombiesdontrun May 20, 2010

Action Cannibal Kitchen Comedy

The Real Ghostbusters Monsters Toy Set

Celebrating my 27th birthday by cracking open my 1986 Real Ghostbusters Monsters toy set—Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy, Quasimodo, Wolfman, and Zombie—to relive that G.I. Joe–level thrill from my childhood.

zombiesdontrun February 8, 2010