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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
This Thanksgiving, let’s fill our hearts with gratitude, our plates with delicious food, and our gatherings with laughter—no family feuds allowed!
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Turkey Day!
Think your Thanksgiving turkey is just a tasty tradition? This year they’re flipping the script, and their appetite for revenge is bigger than ours for drumsticks.
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Bella Swan…What a boring lady.
Despite Bella’s endearing awkwardness in the book, Kristen Stewart’s movie portrayal feels more pouty than personable, leaving fans longing for the spirited heroine we know and love.
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Sometimes I Miss VHS
I ditched my childhood VHS tapes for shiny DVDs, only to miss the thrill of weekend rentals and those hand-painted horror covers that made every movie feel like an adventure. Now I know the scares live in the story, not the format—but VHS will always have my respect.
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Odds and Ends (11/24/09)
Thanksgiving’s over and the holiday hype train is full steam ahead—I’ve just won the indie horror DVD Summer School from Horrorphilia (reviewing it soon!) and rounded up the latest chills, from Paranormal Activity’s unrated Blu-ray scoop to Blair Witch remake rumors and fresh Maniac reboot buzz.
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So Much For A Hero: Angela Vidal (Quarantine)
Plucky reporter Angela Vidal thought she was in for the scoop of a lifetime when she joined firefighters in a quarantined high-rise—only to find herself trapped in a zombie nightmare where no one walks out alive.
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5 People I’d Like To See DIE…In a Horror Movie
Ever fantasized about your most overhyped celebs getting a gruesome send-off? Here are my top five picks for the most entertainingly gory horror-movie deaths—just for fun, of course!
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Splinter (2008)
Ready for a breath of fresh terror? Splinter (2008) traps you in a tiny gas station with gruesome practical effects and an original, edge-of-your-seat parasite thriller that proves small-scale horror can pack a big punch.
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Day of the Dead (2008)
Think the 2008 Day of the Dead remake is worth a watch? Spoiler: running zombies, awkward social commentary, and bad CGI make this one a total miss—read on to see why!
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Dive into the uncompromising horror of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer—Michael Rooker’s raw, intense portrayal drags you into a real serial killer’s twisted mind. This cult classic is as disturbing as it is mesmerizing, guaranteed to leave horror fans shaken and craving more.