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Odds and Ends (11/24/09)

Thanksgiving’s over and the holiday hype train is full steam ahead—I’ve just won the indie horror DVD Summer School from Horrorphilia (reviewing it soon!) and rounded up the latest chills, from Paranormal Activity’s unrated Blu-ray scoop to Blair Witch remake rumors and fresh Maniac reboot buzz.

zombiesdontrun November 24, 2009

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So Much For A Hero: Angela Vidal (Quarantine)

Plucky reporter Angela Vidal thought she was in for the scoop of a lifetime when she joined firefighters in a quarantined high-rise—only to find herself trapped in a zombie nightmare where no one walks out alive.

zombiesdontrun November 23, 2009

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5 People I’d Like To See DIE…In a Horror Movie

Ever fantasized about your most overhyped celebs getting a gruesome send-off? Here are my top five picks for the most entertainingly gory horror-movie deaths—just for fun, of course!

zombiesdontrun November 23, 2009

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Splinter (2008)

Ready for a breath of fresh terror? Splinter (2008) traps you in a tiny gas station with gruesome practical effects and an original, edge-of-your-seat parasite thriller that proves small-scale horror can pack a big punch.

zombiesdontrun November 22, 2009

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Day of the Dead (2008)

Think the 2008 Day of the Dead remake is worth a watch? Spoiler: running zombies, awkward social commentary, and bad CGI make this one a total miss—read on to see why!

zombiesdontrun November 21, 2009

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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

Dive into the uncompromising horror of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer—Michael Rooker’s raw, intense portrayal drags you into a real serial killer’s twisted mind. This cult classic is as disturbing as it is mesmerizing, guaranteed to leave horror fans shaken and craving more.

zombiesdontrun November 20, 2009

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Going to Pieces: My Reaction To Missing This Documentary On TV

Even halfway through Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film, I was hooked by its killer insights, epic spoilers, and horror nostalgia—now I’m racing to rent it (and snag the book)!

zombiesdontrun November 19, 2009

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So…um..this is the “Dance of the Dead”

Warning: my “Dance of the Dead” obsession may have you busting moves in your computer chair—click play and join the fun!

zombiesdontrun November 17, 2009

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You know he stole the idea right??: The “truth” about Halloween

Bob Clark swears he pitched the idea of a Halloween-set sequel to John Carpenter after Black Christmas—did Carpenter bite or is it just horror hearsay? Dive into this playful “he said, she said” saga and decide for yourself.

zombiesdontrun October 31, 2009

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Get ready to Monster Mash with us this Halloween! Just remember to keep the pranks harmless—no egging cars or burning bags of poop on porches.

zombiesdontrun October 31, 2009