The Graves (2009)

Comic-book loving sisters Megan and Abby’s self-guided tour in Skull City spirals into a hilarious, blood-soaked nightmare—Tony Todd’s over-the-top preacher is a blast, but cheesy CGI and logical slip-ups keep the chills at bay.

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I’m truly sorry for my misjudged parody contest—it was meant as a lighthearted joke, never to offend, and I’ve removed it to respect everyone’s feelings. Thank you for your patience, and I promise to get your OK before any future fun goes live.

Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972)

Dive into Lucio Fulci’s Giallo debut Don’t Torture a Duckling, where superstition, scandal and shocking child murders collide in a sleepy Italian village. With lurid twists, over-the-top gore and a slow-burning mystery, this 1972 cult classic will keep horror fans enthralled.

Odds and Ends (05/21/10)

Take a quick 20-minute break with my Zombiecast and snag Stacie Ponder’s Taste of Flesh DVD, then dive into The Vault of Horror and Brutal As Hell’s Lucky 13 Grindhouse mash-up. And don’t miss the most delightfully superficial NONE-contest the Horror Blogosphere has ever seen!